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The ORIGINAL Sober Goat™ Tee
$40.00
The tee that started the conversation. The Original Sober GOAT puts the statement front and center without overexplaining it. A clean unisex staple built for denim, black layers, and everyday wear.
DETAILS • Classic unisex fit • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton and 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0 to 5.3 oz/yd² • Taped neck and shoulders • Double-stitched sleeves and hem
FIT True to size for a standard fit. Size up for a more relaxed silhouette. Check the size guide before ordering.
ORDER NOTES Most pieces are made to order. Delivery can take up to 3 to 4 weeks. Eligible items may qualify for a size exchange or store credit when requested within 14 days of delivery. Conditions apply.
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Shipping & delivery
Made for you. Every piece is printed after you order, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Delivery can take up to 3–4 weeks.
Free US shipping on orders over $100. US orders under $100 ship for a flat $15. International shipping is $19, free on orders over $120.
Need a different size? See our Refund Policy for exchanges. Questions? Email info@sbrcartel.com.
Size guide
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat.
Size | Body length | Chest width, laid flat | Sleeve from center back |
S | 28 | 18 | 15.63 |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18.5 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21.5 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22.8 |
Fit: Classic, slightly boxy fit.
How to measure: Lay a top that fits you well flat. Measure straight across the chest from one armpit seam to the other, then from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem. Match those numbers to the chart. Pieces can vary by up to about 2 in.
Between sizes or not sure? Email info@sbrcartel.com with your height and usual size.